no, he came in my armpit
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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