They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Randomize
