It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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