Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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