Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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