4 words: hood of his car
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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