the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Randomize
