Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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