Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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