You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I will pee on everything he values.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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