it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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