I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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