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I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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