You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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