My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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