they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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