So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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