Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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