Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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