please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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