i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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