I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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