none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Randomize
