rhymes with "ouble enetration"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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