Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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