Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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