with your own penis?
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
