We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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