But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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