Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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