I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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