Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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