no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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