Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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