You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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