Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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