after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
