In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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