can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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