No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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