its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Don't EVER smell your tampon
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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