u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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