but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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