You're earring is so big in my mouth
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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