she was so not down for the gang bang
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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