i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I need moral support for this bender
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
This toilet bowl is my home.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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