Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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