The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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