Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Randomize