What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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