have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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