Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
