At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
