you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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