his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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